1) Are you a sub?
Subversive yes …*looks around*

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain?
I’ll have to check my program…YUP

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
N/A

4) Is age important to you?
Is the wine fresh?

5) How old are you?
I’m only 29…*looks around some more*

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Chuck Norris is my god

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Wfft teef

8) Do you like to be spanked?
If you can catch me….

9) What's your favourite implement?
Mocha Lattes

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I have never heard of a more reprehensible plant in all my life.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Clothes?

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
See Q11

13) See Q6

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Pass the playdough

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
What someone took my lattes away 

16) What about blow jobs?
Huff and puff and ….

17) See Q7

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They cry at sad movies

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
see 18

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Been dating the purple rabbit for a while now. And ya he is a quitter that jerk.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Outerwear so confusing

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Tell me where my lattes are first

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
We are on the bus silly