1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
I watched the Secretary once, and got a little turned on. Is that wrong?

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I like to play in the mud with the boys. But when my car breaks down I cry. So I’m going with female.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
I don’t have to do the things I don’t want to, and I’ve got more things that I do want to do than I can do.
- Dr Phil

4) Is age important to you?
Always

5) How old are you?
She was beautiful! She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I've had'em all over the world

(points for that reference too)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
I was a cook at Tai Kwan Do camp once. My baked beans were awful … my flying kicks however … I was the talk of the camp.

I also believe I’m Karate Kid. Wax goes on … wax goes off …

7) Can I have my teeth back?
We’ve been over this.

8) Do you like to be spanked?
My mother taught me to never spank a child. A grown woman on the other hand ..

9) What's your favourite implement?
Well, I’ve heard only positive things about rhubarb.

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
See?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Not really. I’m usually in my work clothes. The uniforms they make us wear at the hospital are awful. I think mine is too small. A bit difficult to move freely, and it sticks to my body something terrible. It’s hard to bend down you see. I asked matron for another, but she’s quite strict she is …


12) Do you like to take off clothes?
You’re moving a little fast aren’t you? We just met. In fact, you promised to take me to dinner. Why are you holding that wooden spoon? Are you cooking?

13) See Q6
When in Doubt , Star Trek.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Vocę encontrou-se com meu gato?

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Pronunciation: 'pyü-n&-tiv
Function: adjective
: inflicting, involving, or aiming at punishment —pu•ni•tive•ly adverb —pu•ni•tive•ness noun

16) What about blow jobs?
You did what now?

17) See Q7
It was you who wrote our High School English exams wasn’t it.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Ha. I’ll tell you a story. We were watching that movie ‘My Girl’ right. You know then end, when the kid gets stung by the bees. And everyone cries and girl goes crazy? Never met anyone who didn’t choke up a little at that scene. I mean COME ON, he was just a kid! Then when she tells his mum that her mum will look after him in heaven … tear jerking stuff there! I for one felt a definite tear well up in my eye…. I’m sorry, what?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Didn’t I just tell you my story?

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
He cried when England lost the world cup. Mention Ronaldo and he’ll beat you up.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of the above?

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
See Answer 14.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
What? You told me you’re rich. That’s why I’m here.