1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes!
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Doesn't matter.
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Always.
4) Is age important to you?
No
5) How old are you?
23.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Calgary!
7) Can I have my teeth back?
Sure!
8) Do you like to be spanked?
Of course!
9) What's your favourite implement?
Not really sure yet...
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
If it happens, it happens for a reason
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I guess so!
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Oh yea
13) See Q6
Calgary!
14) Do you enjoy age play?
Haven't tried!
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
huh?
16) What about blow jobs?
Zang!
17) See Q7
Sure!
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yup!
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
I'm a dude, but I'd imagine it would be.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
If I had one I'd definitely let you know.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Chain
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
If that's what you really want
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I always leave bus fare. It's just polite.