S.R.I.'s: The "Sexual Related Injury."

[gemmy]

Oh yes, I am JUST THAT SEXY...

Envy our love, forum readers... *cracks up into hysterical giggling*

lmfao Amber - omg so funny damn!! *laughing so hard*

[sassy75]

Sex in cars/trucks/SUV is pretty fun but can lead to some nasty bruises. My tailbone gets pretty sore. The latest was actually pretty good. I was balancing on the edge of his 4 Runner and he was really getting into pounding me. Too bad he was also looking around to see if anyone was gonna come around the edge of the storage units we were occupying. The next thing I know I'm being pushed back and he's using the seat belts as leverage to really give it to me good. So much fun but I had a hard time sitting at work for 3 days due to the bruises on my back and back side.

[tydnchaynz{NSXX}]

lmao Amber!! kinda blew your cool points with that one! And i'm sure if people think about it, they'll come up with more.

There was the time that my sexy self was strutting a pair of 5 inch spiked heels to impress someone, twisted my ankle, and ended up on crutches for four weeks!

Lord, now that you have me thinking, i'm prolly gonna be able to keep this thread up all by myself ...roflmao!

[sub84]

I dont have a real SRI but i do havea kindof funny story. The guy i had been seeing was over and a friend of mine and me do striptease areobics so i have a stripper pole in my house. needless to say i wanted to impress him so i excused my self to the bedroom and came back in a pair of 4in heels that i can barely walk in btw a thong and a bra. i spun around the pole and jiggled my ass around a little bit and was feeling pretty confident so i decided to try to climb up the pole and slide down upside down with my legs spread, this is not a move that i had done many times before but how hard can it be. just as i went to turn upside down i lost my grip kicked and busted teh light fixture and fell on my head. i dont think i impressed him but we got a good laugh and i got a nice bump on my head that didnt go away for a week.

[Nixxi_Chaos]

My girlfriend's got these two huge scars on her chest from when I bit her four years ago, right after I filed my teeth. It was dark and I couldn't tell how deep I'd bit her, she ended up having to get them treated and shit, I still feel awful but she thinks it's the funniest thing.

On my end, I've accidently whacked my face off the wall multiple times while sitting on her, I've fallen clear off the bed before, and lit the side of my hair on fire once. I'm quite a clutz sometimes X_X

I've also had awkward cuts and scars to try and explain away, the worst of which were these massive, beautiful gouges that scarred up my back, I wasn't concerned at first (since no one but her sees em) until I realized that I was still in highschool, and I still had to go swimming. Yeah, that wasn't awkward in the least *sarcasmsarcasm*

[lozzy]

Lol this thread is great!

I don't have an 'injury' per se, but I am awfully prone to nosebleeds for no good reason. So much so that my gorgeous boyfriend has started carrying tissues everywhere we go for me (since the incident in Woolworths pick 'n' mix section (if you see any red stains in the cherry sweets box - dont buy them!))

So we were in bed, he was doing his stuff, I have to admit it was getting pretty steamy, and just as I was about to climax I got a nosebleed and started choking on my own blood - which is never an attractive look!

So embarassed!

[denuseri]

<<<poked bad enough in the eye once while switching between dicks during preliminaries of some double teaming action to have to stop when the fun was about to really begin and hold a cold pack over my eye

<<<slipped and broke a heel while going down some stairs holding a dildo inside me, which wrenched the object sharply to one side and hurt so bad i feared i broke my pussy but good, (no fun for a week after seeing my gyn the next day in fact) those of you who know me also know my gyn rather well lol,

<<<stupidly thought i could fit a dildo up my bottom after inserting an egg vibe (very bad idea, two minutes to put in, three hours to get out, allmost considered going to the ER, do not try this at home, egg vibes love to turn sideways when you push against them with a dildo apparently, idk what the hell i was thinking when i did that

<<and then there was the "swing", its a variation of the basket sex thingy, ive done both at one time or another and to be honest the swing was more fun, but anyways, allways make sure the dang thing is mounted in the cieling right, lol, or baby and her daddy will cum tumbeling down when you least expect or want it too, giggles, thankgoodness it was only bruises from that one, and he kept going which was fine by me,weg

i have more but i really dont wanna hog the thread lmao

[angelic.zest]

LOL..oh my i have yet to experience one of these s.r.i LOl

[craven]

Yes this is a good thread, very funny when they aren’t suffered by you, I am sure, and some even sounded like they amused at the time also. I have only one that I can think of other than the odd scuff and abrasions of course.

OK so here goes, this one hurt, really hurt and more to the point, it hurt me ! I had had a horse riding accident, fractured cheek bone and broken nose all quite sore but not life threatening or disfiguring not that I feel it would change a lot. Once the colour came out it looked much worse honest ( I am a proper little soldier *sniffles*)
Not more than a week after the accident I was “playing” with my then partner, I had her pinned down and was trying to get her arms behind her back, when I tickled her to try and get her to relax her arms more, she however twitched and in reflex brought her elbow back against the bridge of my nose and in effect re broke it, I felt the bone grate and heard the noise.

Not sure who has broken their nose here but it is quite an intense and localised pain, my eyes instantly filled with water (not tears, no never!) and I went very quiet, relaxed my grip instantly, she had felt the contact and turned around fearing the worst, I dare say I was not at my most handsome, it was a bit if a play stopper I am afraid, I would love to say I carried on regardless but this was not so, there was quite a lot of blood and tears, all mine and the moment was most definitely lost.

Like many of the SRI’s detailed earlier, how we did laugh about it later, well she mostly did, for some reason this seemed to amuse her no end. lol

[Asmodeuss]

1
The day after I got my septum pierced I was going down on my
ex(I have a severe oral fixation just can't resist)I was edging her
and when I finally let her cum she bucked up which shoved the
ring up into my septum. I shot up onto my knees and watched
her cum with tear filled eyes when she finally looked up I just
said Ow.We still laugh about it.

2
I had made a flogger with very long tails and my pet at the time
had been a bad girl so I decided to use my new toy on her. well
I gave it a good swing and at the very last second before it
connected with her ass I heard her whimper and she pulled away.
Well this long heavy flogger came around and smacked me in the
face it even forced my head to turn to the right.As I slowly calmly
turned to face her she was trembling and had that look that
Beautiful look a sub get when they know they've done something
very bad.I on the other hand was trembling not in anger but
because I was trying so hard to stifle a laugh I finally laughed so
hard I had to put my hands on my knees so as not to fall over.

Good times good times indeed.

[Karesch]

*chuckles* this thread is too good... where to begin, where to begin... There's been numerous incidents of falling off furniture... beds, but none of those resulted in much injury beyond scrapes and bruises... a couple incidents of misjudged floggers that clipped myself in the thigh and left welts.. but some of the more impressive ones for sure...

First would have to be a bucking sub fracturing my nose with a back of the head, headbutt... no blood (I don't bleed easy), but several tears and a yelped "fuck"

second and perhaps the most painful, would be a wild ride of girl on top, wrists tied behind my head and me going deep and hard when... oops... a slip... and her first experience with anal and my first experience with a fully hard dick folding in two... we both shed some tears at that one

perhaps some of the funniest ones were bruises with no explaination... my one sub wasn't known to bruise that easily, but there were a few mornings we'd wake up, she'd get out of bed, and I'd look at her and ask "how the fuck did you get that bruise on your leg?" she'd look down and say "hmm... I dunno... wasn't there yesterday" and they'd be glorious purplish things the size of both my hands

oh... and "nipple gate" *shivers* when I was but a wee lad of about 17, I was fooling around with my girlfriend in bed, straddling her thighs and playfully pushing her down onto the bed.. we were nipping at eachothers necks and such, playing a little rough but not overly so... well... she lunged at me and snapped her teeth, expecting me to flinch back... I didn't as I don't tend to flinch... and her teeth came firmly together upon the hard part of my nipple, slicing 3/4 of the way through it and making for an impressively bloody mess. I won't lie... it hurt like a miserable bastard, felt similar to about 12 paper cuts in the webs of your fingers all at once. My eyes watered heavily, but I kept a straight face, albeit a clenched jaw, as blood coursed down my chest. She stared in horror for about 15 seconds before beginning to cry her eyes out and appologize over and over. I calmly got up, headed to the bathroom and started tending the wound, and her shot nerves as she followed me appologizing. Again... that one Hurt... Alot. My nipples are still hyper sensitive to this day..

and that's all I can think of right now

[sipgirl]

What an entertaining thread. Lets see we have a few...first...many moons ago when we were just kids we decided to get frisky in a field near a pond (ahh yes one of the nice things about living in the country) things were getting hot and heavy, he pushed me down slammed on top of me and we went at it...a few days later it wasnt so funny when he had to get cortisone shots because the poison ivy on his knees and palms of his hands was 4x's as bad as the poison ivy I had acquired on my ass. Second one night in the backseat of the car he had thrown my legs up over my head and was getting ready to go in for the kill, he came up under the blanket just as I was leaning forward smashed me in the nose with his forehead and broke my nose....that was a fun one to explain to the parents.
More recently on a rare ocassion that the kiddos were gone for the night we had a pretty heavy session in which he beat my ass quite badly with a very thick, very wide leather belt which in turn led me to whimper and squirm between each stroke and try to remain focused on counting each blow...it wasnt til later I realized the window was open and I am quite sure our neighbors heard it all.....oh well it was worth it LOL!

[thedominthehat]

I caused a very small fracture in my wrist when I smacked a girls ass really hard over her jeans. I am not sure what happened but I suspect I hit a snap on her jeans or something, it did not hurt at the time but I was sore the next day and had to get some X-rays and an MRI when it still hurt weeks later. Ended up with a little brace and I wore it for about a week and it felt better.

Doctor: What happened?
Me: uhmm fell down some stairs

This story is a lot better when heavily exaggerated and embellished by a friend of mine who likes to retell my stories with all the details changed to be more interesting.

[WyldWyl]

I have a new one, yay! Well, more...ow.

So, my present squeeze has a very large and....eccentric cat. It has that annoying habit of hopping up on the bed at inopportune times to watch us. I think he just wants to join in, really. Anyway...

So my guy is doing fairly obscene things to me with a buttplug, and my mind is somewhere out beyond the rings of saturn, as it usually is at these moments. I should mention that I have a tendency to kick and twitch during this kind of play if not restrained. So as he does that thing he does where he just flicks the end and taps it against my prostate and my right leg kicks back, and of course, nails the kitty square in the face.

The cat falls off the bed, yowling. The cat leaps back onto the bed, still yowling. The cat sinks its teeth into my foot, adding some claws for good measure. Now it's my turn to yowl, and his turn to grab the cat, through it out, and call his ambulance officer friend around to take a look at my foot. Fun night.

[Ozme52]

I have a new one, yay! Well, more...ow.

So, my present squeeze has a very large and....eccentric cat. It has that annoying habit of hopping up on the bed at inopportune times to watch us. I think he just wants to join in, really. Anyway...

So my guy is doing fairly obscene things to me with a buttplug, and my mind is somewhere out beyond the rings of saturn, as it usually is at these moments. I should mention that I have a tendency to kick and twitch during this kind of play if not restrained. So as he does that thing he does where he just flicks the end and taps it against my prostate and my right leg kicks back, and of course, nails the kitty square in the face.

The cat falls off the bed, yowling. The cat leaps back onto the bed, still yowling. The cat sinks its teeth into my foot, adding some claws for good measure. Now it's my turn to yowl, and his turn to grab the cat, through it out, and call his ambulance officer friend around to take a look at my foot. Fun night.

Out beyond Saturn... you mean in Uranus?

[snowflake]

I have a new one, yay! Well, more...ow.

So, my present squeeze has a very large and....eccentric cat. It has that annoying habit of hopping up on the bed at inopportune times to watch us. I think he just wants to join in, really. Anyway...

So my guy is doing fairly obscene things to me with a buttplug, and my mind is somewhere out beyond the rings of saturn, as it usually is at these moments. I should mention that I have a tendency to kick and twitch during this kind of play if not restrained. So as he does that thing he does where he just flicks the end and taps it against my prostate and my right leg kicks back, and of course, nails the kitty square in the face.

The cat falls off the bed, yowling. The cat leaps back onto the bed, still yowling. The cat sinks its teeth into my foot, adding some claws for good measure. Now it's my turn to yowl, and his turn to grab the cat, through it out, and call his ambulance officer friend around to take a look at my foot. Fun night.

giggles and purrs .. decides the foot needs more attention and pussy foots all over it through care and concern of course then ROTFLMAO..

good kitty is the words is it not..??

Sorry Sir but knowing it is ok i just had to add my two cents..

hugs
kitten
aka
littleone

[WyldWyl]

And here was I using politely euphemistic terms...

[Ozme52]

[leo9]

This could have happened anywhere, but it did actually happen as I was sweeping my honey off her feet preparatory to throwing her onto the bed and so on... except that instead I ended up crumpled on the bed screaming softly and trying not to throw up with the pain. Aescepulus only knows why - she's not THAT heavy - but I had ripped a tendon in my elbow. So instead of going to heaven we went to A&E, and it was months before I was up to doing anything interesting with that arm.

[SUBtly_shy]

he he just found this thread LOVE IT. m SRI is kinda minor but good for a laugh.
my significant other and I were staying at my moms until we had enough cash to get our own place. We were in right in the middle of starting some hot and heavy petting. Well right about that time a corner of the bed just dropped... we said screw it we broke the bed (oh well). We proceeded to have a good time anyway. When we got up after our fun we decided to try and fix the bed..... lo and behold we didn't break the bed... the leg of the bed had gone though the floor

[DowntownAmber]

Oh! Points to shy for not injuring herself but puncturing the actual sctructure of a home!

Anyone else cause expensive damage to inanimate objects or loacations?

[Kerridwen]

*giggles* This was a while ago. We had a similar experience with our bed, we were correct that we did bend/break the leg (it was a heavy metal frame and we had to replace it, the sales guy kept asking how we managed to bend the first one *blushing*). However, we were having so much fun we ignored it. Well now there is a HUGE gouge in our wood floor. Oops!!

Let's see I have ended up with a black eye (turned at the wrong moment and there was his elbow, ouch!) Many many bite marks (yum) oh and I once badly sprained my ankle on the steps going up to our room (total mood killer). The worst was when I bit my tongue so hard that it wouldn't stop bleeding. I Thought that I was going to have to go to the ER for that one. Thankfully it stopped, but I couldn't eat much for a few days.

Nothing life threatening, we laugh about it all now.

[Ragoczy]

A few years ago, I had my kitten strapped down on the bed and things had progressed to the point where she was doing her Exorcist-thing, that being to try to levitate off the bed. She'd managed to get all but the top of her head and her heels in the air. I was kneeling beside her, facing her feet with one arm around her waist and the other hand inside her to keep things going.

This time I had only attached her arms to straps, spread to the top corners of the bed-frame, so her feet were free and she was inching her way farther up the bed as things went on. There's typically a lot of thrashing and screaming and kicking going on at this point -- in fact, with her legs free she'll often try to wrap them around something of mine (she's not usually particular) and squeeze, so I was simultaneously concentrating on keeping things going, not getting hurt and keeping her in the center of the bed. I mention this only to make it clear that I had a lot on my mind.

Imagine my surprise when I turned to see her face and found that my kitten had no head.

She had pulled herself (and me) so far toward the top of the bed that her head had slid down between the mattress and headboard. Now I figure I need to get her head out of there before she either suffocates or dislocates a shoulder, so I let go of her waist and reach down between the headboard and mattress to grab her shoulder, keeping my other hand occupied inside her, because the problem isn't serious enough to warrant interrupting what she's got going.

I start to gently but firmly pull her back up onto the bed.

Now, what I didn't realize is that her head had gone pretty far down -- far enough that she'd passed the bottom edge of the headboard and her head was turned to the side so she had one side of her face against the mattress and one against the headboard. As I pulled her up, her ear on the headboard side, which had gone down past that edge fine, now caught coming back up.

So, yes, I gently but firmly tried to rip my kitten's ear off.

Needless to say, this brought about an abrupt and rather rude end to what she was experiencing ... although the screaming did continue ...

[Mastrovenice]

What's more romantic than a candle lit dungeon, right? My sub's arms were bound behind her, and sitting on a table. I was rather busy 'round front when the smell and the sizzle hit me. Her beautiful long hair had made contact with the open flame thankfully I acted quickly and saved the day... Now the candles stay FAR away!

[Laila]

Wow lol I suddenly am more scared of the lifetsyle again *gg*

I never had anything bad happen to me - well the vomiting thanks to my gag reflex and my ex Master loving to play with that trigger is kinda something I'm used to.

Oh does a fungus count? yuck. Ok this is only funny when you're in my head.

[Oak]

I have 2 incidents I want to share with you. 1 very funny and the other very unfunny.
The funny, My wife/slave and I, were down in the dungeon in our local club, together with a couple of our friends. It's wasn't much space in the dungeon, So even the subs were tied towards each their wall, we were very close together. I pulled my multitongwhip back and was ready to whip her. But I never came so far, as the whip simply were pulled out of my hand. Beside the same happened to our frind, The thongs of our whips was simply twisted together. Do I need to say, that we all 4 got a good laugh.
The other wasn't funny at all. It was the day after a "fun" night and my her backside had a very nice colour and stripes. She had an accident and was taked to hospital. When they saw her backside, they called the cops and did her best to persuade her to charge me for wife battering. They wouldn't even allow me to visit her, it took her several days to make them understand that she really liked being spanked.

[lucy]

hihihi, this is a great thread
The worst thing that ever happened to me during sex was at my boyfriends 20th birthday party. He prepared a chili for dinner and i helped him to get everything ready. Well, unfortunately we were much too fast and had some time left, which we used to fool around.
So he started to play with me and it was getting real hot down there. I don't mind if things get real hot, but getting hot because your mate forgot to thoroughly wash his hands after chopping chilies is definitely too hot.
The scene ended with me running screaming to the bathroom and frantically dousing my pussy with cold water.
However, i still love spicy food

[LilJennyLynn]

I just came home from an "October fest" (lots of drinking) and proceeded to read this thread. Seriously, I nearly spit on my Computer Screen it was so funny. Thank you all for sharing!

[bpqueen]

Unfortunately, my injuries are pretty tame compared to everyone else's, but as I tend to buck and fight a lot in bed, I do give my fair share of facial bumps and bruises.

However, last week I was fooling around with a friend that I hope will introduce me more to BDSM irl, and he had grabbed me by the right shoulder/pectoral, dug his nails in and forced my back to his chest. While I was squirming in this position he changed positions to grab the back of my neck and I wound up flying through the air off of the bed onto the floor, rolling at least once. As I am trained in martial arts and some stage combat I didn't sprain or break anything, but the feeling of being thrown was exhilirating. However, the wounds and subsequent scabs from the nails were VERY hard to explain at work and the hairdresser's, as I have very short and spiky hair