my misstress wants me to go to a public toilet and roll round the floor naked and then lick the toilets or a other idea is to eat grass in a field up by where she lives if i get a worm so much the better she said i don"t think the toilet a good idea but i thinking the grass bit may be ok anybody any advice what to do she wants to try something outside a bit risky is eating grass mud ok ? thanks for yopur help: