. My brain is my biggest sex organ. As much as I love the tactile and the tangible, the easiest way to turn me on is to whisper really filthy words in my ear, give me an erotic story to read, or talk dirty. For as politically correct as I may be outside of the bedroom, nothing offends me in coitus. The c-word? The p-word? Slut? Modifiers to those words are fine, too: ignorant slut, lazy slut, spoiled slut. The more creative the better!