Masturbating at work?

[Widget]

I just have to ask if anyone else has masturbated at work. I have done it on more than one occasion (a few times on the phone with another person).

I was talking about this with someone the other day and I asked them what they thought. They replied that they highly doubted that many people did. I just can’t believe that’s true.

I mean can’t be the only person who has gotten so horny at work that I feel I have a big sign on my forehead that says fuck me NOW or that people must somehow sense I am ready to throw the FedEx guy down as soon as he delivers his package to me…..ahem.

I just know that there must be people that have offices that they close the door to for a little “me” time or have sneaked into the bathroom for a quick rub. And if they were busy teasing some poor bastard at the other end of the phone line about where their fingers were while they are talking to them, well that is no one else’s business.

So come on fess up so I don’t feel like such a freak !!

[her_Joe]

I find it hard to believe there's anyone anywhere who doesn't masturbate -- that said, a stressful job is a wonderful thing to find a way to release!

hJ

[storm]

I have never masturbated at work...
Though I've had many great opportunities ..

Kinda feel like I'm missing out now

[Tojo]

OK Widget- there was a time long ago when a young builder type chappy was driving around his home town from job to job.

That day he went through the city centre on about 3 occasions, & was driven almost mad by the sight of the pretty secretary type girls walking across the roads in short skirts & high heels.

This was compounded by the fact that he'd just flirted with his own secretary who'd been wearing one of her shortest skirts that very morning. Man she was sexy. I don't just mean the way she looked either....

Afraid that he may say something untoward to a lone housewife, he made a short detour to a block of unfinished units nearby. Thankfully no one was at the site. A quick search of said units revealed a discarded magazine filled with pics of bikini clad beauties, but alas no secretaries.

With shaking hands he wasted no time heading to the rearmost unit, & found a secluded corner.

A short time later, he emerged with a smile, the shaky hands now steady & a little sticky.

No housewives were ravished that day.

Tojo

[Widget]

OK Widget- there was a time long ago when a young builder type chappy was driving around his home town from job to job.

Hmmm young cheery builder type eh.....I wonder who you could be talking about...

hahaha very good. I knew those builders had to be up to something when they dissapear for a bit.

[quietkarin]

Yep, guilty...

When I was 33 I hit a hormonal peak. You know what they say about men hitting their peak at 16 and women in their 30's? Totally true... The weeks I ovulated, I felt about as desperate as a 16 y/o boy! I was single and not involved with anyone at the time. During one of those particular weeks I got desperate enough to duck into the restroom to get a little relief. However, I just wasn't relaxed enough for it to really help. I'm definitely not the exhibitionist type. It proved to be much more satisfying to run home at lunch where I didn't have to worry about the comings and goings of other people.

[vistana]

I had a job for a while in which I drove around and tested water samples in various secluded locations around the county.
And I had to let the taps run for several minutes to flush the pipes before I could take the sample.
What's a girl to do? So not only have I masturbated at work I have done so without actually taking up any company time!
...i wasted that in other ways

[Ruby]

I was talking about this with someone the other day and I asked them what they thought. They replied that they highly doubted that many people did. I just can’t believe that’s true.

Me, either. I think there are more people
out there who have done the deed than will admit it.

What if we include mental masterbation?

If we count the "home office" as a prime and pleasurable place, I'm sure more people might remember that they have induldged "at work", just perhaps not on company time. Now can we get them to admit it? Hmmm

[Timberwolf]

"What if we include mental masterbation?"

In that case we're all doing it far far too much and are going to go blind very soon.

[poetic_justice]

Yes *blushes*

Up until the beginning of this year I did secreterial work, and on numerous occasions let my hands ... ahem ... wander to below the desk and up my skirt. Fortunately for me, I am very subtle. I have also been known to duck away to the bathroom and give myself a thorough lunch hour. *blushes furiously*

[Ruby]

Timberwolf posted:
In that case we're all doing it far far too much and are going to go blind very soon.

Sorry, Timberwolf, I'm having trouble reading your post. It seems a bit small and blurry. Maybe my screen is going dark... Oh, yes! There are my glasses.

[nudist]

Masturbation was an every night activity in group with 17-18 year olds at a nudist summercamp. It is the most common human sexual activity.

[Qmoq]

Smiling at everyone's answers. I often get erections at work, usually when thinking of this forum or just daydreaming generally... but have I consciously thought "I know, I'll knock one off the wrist in the bathroom..."? Nope. I just have to think of something unsexy - usually an excel spreadsheet - and get on with the day.

Q xx

[Asia]

I just have to think of something unsexy - usually an excel spreadsheet - and get on with the day.

Q xx

Trouble is when you stop thinking of spread sheets and start thinking of spread legs instead, I can't help it. Not embarassed at all, just very exciting when I'm on the phone to some professional and all I'm thinking about is sexe, langues, lechant, sucant - l'amour! *happy place*
Asia
xxx

[bluebutterfly]

Oh I must admit, yes I have masturbated at work. Nothing like going back to my desk a little light headed, but feeling a whole lot better afterwords! lol

[Asia]

~ waves at butterfly ~

Okay, I'm working from home now and that's not stopping me either *fingers wandering*

[animanota]

Yes, I have masterbated at work. I mean I had an itch and I scratched it and got back to work. Simple as that. Mine was usually post lunch.

[ChurchofVirus]

I've done it, there have been a few times in the past where I got a regular phone call from my now ex, and I was just in the right mood that her voice pushed me over the edge, so I snuck of the the restroom and handled buisiness.

[Tojo]

Slightly off topic- as I mentioned I worked with a very sexy secretary in one job. She had a desk against a window & was in a state when I got back one day.

Turns out she'd never realised her legs & intimate areas were on display under the desk- to all & sundry on the busy street outside.

One of the salesmen got an eyefull of panty covered crotch as he drove past & rang her....



Tojo

[maddie]

Ah, the perks of working from home.

[Asia]

~waves to maddie, pre-hoc Queen of the World~

It's a wee bit easier than sighing deeply on the phone at work to a serious question and just saying 'ah-ha, yeah' *laughs*

[Silke]

Lol, I've done a fair bit of masturbating at work since I've joined the academy. Actually, on my last task there I had a full month of masturbating every two hours and a few locations at work hold very fond memories now. *grins* The 'downside' of this is that I'm horny as hell when I'm confronted with those cues now and I'm on no-touching-orders from my Master, grrrrr...so, no more careless fun at work for me unless I get permission. *sighs* Torture or bliss or a bit of both?

[Timberwolf]

"Actually, on my last task there I had a full month of masturbating every two hours "

Now that's some task.

[Silke]

Now that's some task.

Lol, yeah it was. And this portion of it was just a small part of the fun. *grins*

[Timberwolf]

Lol, yeah it was. And this portion of it was just a small part of the fun. *grins*

Now, you just *know* I'm going to have to ask for more details when you say something like that.

[Silke]

*giggles* it's online for everyone to read. It involved a taskmaster, me and my sister, a lot of punishment and sooooo much fun. Check out the academy if you want to find out more - the task prints out to 150 pages, lol...I'm NOT writing those again, lol.

[Ozme52]

Yep. Usually in the restroom.

Once in a while, if I was the last one in the office, even the custodians had left... I just did it at my desk.

[Widget]

Ahhh offices are a wonderful thing.

heheh I won't talk about the time I took my web cam in to tease someone about whether or not I was really wearing panties under my skirt at work... heh

[Evan_]

I'm on a no-touch rule right now... not easy.

When I was topping Kate, the key word was "go." She had standing instructions to go to the ladies' room, insert her remote control vibe, and return to her desk. I would instant message comments to her, usually sexy stories of us, and tell her "on" and "off" (indicating when to turn the vibe on and off) while she sat at her desk. She works in a cubicle, so no door to close, and was walked in on more than once. Close, but not while vibe was on. She masterbated almost daily in this way for almost 5 months, and less frequently before that, with no toy.

ahhhh good times! =)

[KateHeld]

Ahhh offices are a wonderful thing.

heheh I won't talk about the time I took my web cam in to tease someone about whether or not I was really wearing panties under my skirt at work... heh

Very interesting topic *g* Hmmm... I never masturbated at work. Though I do fantasize about certain things regarding the office environment during working hours.

Widget, even the thought of the web cam thing makes me feel all tingly... *g*