Dear diary,
Well! What a turn up for the books! Who would have thought that young cariad would prove to be so enamoured of an old Headmaster like me! "Run away with me" She begged. Blimey! I went so fast I left my JD behind! It's been a tempestuous time, but I'm glad I'm back in the old place. I wonder what's been going on? I daresay Stoat has taken full advantage of my absence...not to mention certain members of the staff.

Odd thing, though. Strange letter hand-posted through the door. Some Estate Agent wants to meet me...I wonder what that's all about?