An interesting question to say the least...

Being as I have an honorary degree of ThD (Doctor of Thinkology) from the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum

Let me think....e = mc squared...The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side...rate times time = distance...1 inch = 2.54 centimeters...divide by pi...OK, I think I got it now

After I split a few atoms and speed read War & Peace (What is it Good for? Absolutely Nothing) THEN break for lunch, I will have some free time to do the poll....~lol~

OK, does it matter? As long as there are hot little slaves and sluts crawling to Me...I am a happy Dom, so the fact I have an IQ roughly equal to Shaq's shoe size doesn't really bother Me.

But seriously (or ah, but I digress), love the question and the comments members have made...good job!