Dear HeadMaster,

Please consider my application to become a student of Slothlands Academy. I am an older student, however I am confident I will be able to meet the stringent demands you place on all your students. Since completing my primary education in an oppressive school almost twenty years ago, I have gone on to obtain advanced degrees in higher education but feel I need the education and lessons you are teaching. After much research, I am confident that your Academy will fill these gaps in my life.

I am very interested in your curriculum and look forward to using classes such as bondage and physical education to help me to learn how to be a better wife and mother.

Since I have no outside responsibilities, attending the school full time will not be a trouble and I will try my hardest to adhere to the rules and policy of the school.

I truly hope you accept my application.