I froze as I heard the door opening

sh1t and bugger that Julie Truly must think being a look out translates into American as drop your mates in it with the Headmaster

Ok Ok Minxy, think on your feet .............crikey why did whether or not I was horizontal affect how I though - laying on my back I could think no problem but stood up - what chance did a girl have.

I turned and gave Ed Master my sweetest smile - remembering that innocent ones don't work

'Hello Sir, ummmmmm I guess you are wondering why I am here, well its like this none of the other girls would do it'

I had my fingers crossed behind my back at this stage - which was really hard as I was trying to hold the coffee jar too and didn't want to drop it- because I didn't want the other girls to think I was trying to get them into trouble.

Ed raised his eyebrows and glared at me but didn't say a word

I continued

‘Well it’s like this Sir, us girls, wanted to do well with the Inspector here, were doing some extra lessons’

I swear I saw a glimmer of a grin or was it dis-belief, but carried on regardless

‘ and well we have found something out about this coffee and its well, its well, ummmm’

‘Out with it girl’ Ed said impatiently. My mind wondered for a minute out with,,,,,,,,,mmmmmmmm. No stop it just tell him

I stumbled the following words

‘ well um, well what it, well its like this, um, well it’s just that if you drink this coffee its means you will in future have an allergic reaction to latex, spanking and rhubarb’

Phew……………I wonder if I got away with it…..