
Originally Posted by
MrJerseyGuy
Maybe someday it will be appropriate to walk up to a girl in a bar and say...
"Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? And by the way, I'd like to take you home, handcuff you, put a spreader between your ankles, stick a dildoe in your snatch and a butt plug in your ass and then whip you until I get tired before cumming on your face while I pull your hair and twist your nipples until you scream!"
Now granted...I've never actually tried that line so I'm speaking hypothetically, but I wouldn't anticipate much success.