Quote Originally Posted by MrJerseyGuy
Maybe someday it will be appropriate to walk up to a girl in a bar and say...

"Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? And by the way, I'd like to take you home, handcuff you, put a spreader between your ankles, stick a dildoe in your snatch and a butt plug in your ass and then whip you until I get tired before cumming on your face while I pull your hair and twist your nipples until you scream!"
Never know til you try...the only pickup line that ever worked on me was "Wanna fuck?"
Sorry, but boldness like that MUST be rewarded!

Now granted...I've never actually tried that line so I'm speaking hypothetically, but I wouldn't anticipate much success. Too bad we don't have some sort of "visual signal" to let the opposite sex know what we're into.
I keep waiting for Hanky Codes to cross over into the hetero arena, but it's just never happened for some reason. Would help solve the problem tho.