How I Put A Story Together

[H Dean]

In a stunning display of cliché self-taught bear expert, Timothy Treadwell, proved that, indeed, some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

On monday his body and the body of his girlfriend were found in Alaska's Katmai National Park and Preserve. Apparently, they were mauled to death by the same brown bears that he had declared as "harmless".

Following a drug overdose, and after several encounters with bears in Alaska, he decided to devote himself to the study of the large omnivorous animals and even established a non-profit bear-appreciating group called "Grizzly People".

He had spent several summers living alone with and videotaping Katmai bears. Such was his confidence around the bears that he had touched them and given them names. On one occassion he was even filmed crawling along the ground singing as he approached a sow and two cubs.

Apparently, the Bears had formed their own people-appreciating club. Their first meeting included live music followed by dinner.

Following the meeting, the bears reportedly said that Treadwell tasted sort of like chicken.

http://bastardpowered.com/more_darwin.htm

I repeat...do not feed the Mad Lews.

[Mad Lews]

I repeat...do not feed the Mad Lews.

Sure let him go hungry, Then see what happens.

tessa Love,

You have nothing to fear. I'd never even dream of eating you.
Well maybe in my dreams, but I won't bite (much) or swallow.
Yours
Mad & the lustful Lews

[tessa]

Hey, Mad? You dream of me? Oh, how lovely to know! Makes me smile all over. And I swallow, so don't worry about your issues with it.

Mr. Dean, I've heard of that pitiful idiot, Treadwell, bless his heart. His biggest mistake was to have the audacity to believe that wild can co-exist peacefully with tame. I would never ever make that mistake. Mad, nor lustful Lews, is anywhere near tame. Being the wild sort like myself, he makes for a delightful feed.

And it is for that very same reason (wild-on-wild), that I dare to venture by your cage from time to time. While it might not be the sanest thing to do, it sure makes for quite the adventure.

Besides, who does sanity anymore. It is soooo last week.

[Mad Lews]

Hey, Mad? You dream of me? Oh, how lovely to know! Makes me smile all over. And I swallow, so don't worry about your issues with it.

Besides, who does sanity anymore. It is soooo last week.

Fear not sweet tessa,

While Mad & Lews may both have their dark dreams about bending you over the kitchen table, flipping your skirt up for panty inspection, (which you never seem to remember,) and then brightening your bottom to a warm glowing red (for failing to wear your panties) before bathing your sweet ass in kisses and licks.

Believe me, I’m too much the gentleman to mention such fantasies on a semipublic forum. Nor would I mention the inevitable kissing licking and nibbling of your inner thighs until such time as you begged (convincingly) for Lews to stop. (Usually some 30 to 45 minutes later?) I promise I’ll never reveal such thoughts to others, for I’d hate to make such a shy young lass blush.

Yours

Mad

[tessa]

~blushes from the top of my head all the way down my body to the tippy-tips of my toes~ Mercy me! Who turned on the heat! ~fans self~ ~looks over at the smiling Mad and the panting Lews~ Oh, I think I know who.

Well, Mr. Mad and Lews, it's a good thing you don't discuss such things in this semi-public place. 'Cause if'n you did, I might just have to find a corner around here to, umm...discuss it further?

My, my, my, my and my!!!

[Mad Lews]

In a stunning display of cliché self-taught bear expert, Timothy Treadwell, proved that, indeed, some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you.

On monday his body and the body of his girlfriend were found in Alaska's Katmai National Park and Preserve. Apparently, they were mauled to death by the same brown bears that he had declared as "harmless".

Following a drug overdose, and after several encounters with bears in Alaska, he decided to devote himself to the study of the large omnivorous animals and even established a non-profit bear-appreciating group called "Grizzly People".

He had spent several summers living alone with and videotaping Katmai bears. Such was his confidence around the bears that he had touched them and given them names. On one occassion he was even filmed crawling along the ground singing as he approached a sow and two cubs.

Apparently, the Bears had formed their own people-appreciating club. Their first meeting included live music followed by dinner.

Following the meeting, the bears reportedly said that Treadwell tasted sort of like chicken.

http://bastardpowered.com/more_darwin.htm

I repeat...do not feed the Mad Lews.

I do believe Mr Treadwell is a prime candidate for a Darwin award.
These prestigious prizes are awarded to individuals who have made enormous contributions to evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool
http://www.darwinawards.com/

[tessa]

I do believe Mr Treadwell is a prime candidate for a Darwin award.
These prestigious prizes are awarded to individuals who have made enormous contributions to evolution by removing themselves from the gene pool
http://www.darwinawards.com/

I was able to contribute to a conversation Saturday night because of your "Darwin Award" information, Mr. Mad. You helped me out when you didn't even know you were going to. You're that good.

~big hugs for the Mad one and strokes for Lews~