Stop shoving things up me. Stop shoving and stop cleaning it up. My vagina doesn't need to be cleaned up. It smells good already. Not like rose petals. Don't try to decorate. Don't believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy. That's what they're doing- trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays - floral, berry, rain. I don't want my pussy to smell like rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. Want to taste the fish. That's why I ordered it. ~Eve Ensler The Vagina Monologues
I don't mind a sweaty cock, but if I'm always happy to take things to the shower. Easy solution for any pallet.