The Thread on Smells that Just Won't Die cause its damn funny

[ceegee{Benz}]

LMAOOOOO

I havent even started yet with the celery to add to the cream cheese LMAO

[Warbaby1943]

LMAOOOOO

I havent even started yet with the celery to add to the cream cheese LMAO

OK I'll see if I can remember this one.

A guy was eating out a woman's pussy and he came up with something in his teeth. Holding it up he asked her what it was, She answered it's a piece of corn.

He went back to eating her pussy and once more found something in his teeth. Again pulling it out and holding it up he asker her what it was and she replied it's a piece of carrot. He went back to eating her pussy.

Again he felt something in his teeth and once more pulled it out and asked her what it was. She replied it's a pea.

A pea, he said? Are you sick?

She said no but the guy ahead of you was.

[ceegee{Benz}]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you are one sick sick puppy


LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Warbaby1943]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you are one sick sick puppy


LMAOOOOOOOOOO

And yours wasn't? LMAO

[ceegee{Benz}]

lol

least i know i have a sick mind

[Warbaby1943]

lol

least i know i have a sick mind

OMG what's that saying for me then? LOL

[Benz{ceegee}]

^^^ your in denial....lmaooooooo

[Warbaby1943]

^^^ your in denial....lmaooooooo

Don't think so. Never left the country so I couldn't have fallen in to that river.

[cbtok]

There does exist a letter sent by Napoleon Bonaparte to Joséphine de Beauharnais urging her to not bathe until he arrived home from Austria in just over a week's time.

This does suggest a certain arousal by strong smells from below.

I have always been aroused by the scent of a woman when she becomes excited. And I have always known when a woman was aroused (this tends to be a deep concern of most women, as they usually think that they smell "funky" in a not-nice way when they are).

[tessa]

I have always been aroused by the scent of a woman when she becomes excited. And I have always known when a woman was aroused (this tends to be a deep concern of most women, as they usually think that they smell "funky" in a not-nice way when they are).

If this thread was called that, I wouldn't have to say "ewwwwww" every time I see the actual title.

[Mishka]

Stop shoving things up me. Stop shoving and stop cleaning it up. My vagina doesn't need to be cleaned up. It smells good already. Not like rose petals. Don't try to decorate. Don't believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy. That's what they're doing- trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays - floral, berry, rain. I don't want my pussy to smell like rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. Want to taste the fish. That's why I ordered it. ~Eve Ensler The Vagina Monologues

I don't mind a sweaty cock, but if I'm always happy to take things to the shower. Easy solution for any pallet.

[vistana]

oh god, this one has popped up again?
I wince every time I see the subject line, why won't it just die a peaceful death already?

[Warbaby1943]

If this thread was called that, I wouldn't have to say "ewwwwww" every time I see the actual title.

Let's call it "Scent of A Woman" Not as catchy is it?

[TomOfSweden]

I'd just like to add that women cleaning their pussies too much is a real problem. I like my pussies "vagina flavoured". It only stinks when women have yeast infections.

I even like it when women don't wipe themselves after taking a pee. That's a major turn-on for me.

[jiggy]

If any of my whores have a smelly pussy i kick them out of my apartment as punishment. A stinking pussy is not acceptable under ANY circumstances

[tessa]

It only stinks when women have yeast infections.

Actually, it only stinks when there's a bacterial infection. Not to promote the revival of this thread ('cause oh my, I hate seeing that title up front), but I am about accuracy. There might be a slight "yeasty" smell during a yeast infection, but the icky smell happens when there's a bacterial overgrowth.

jiggy, a trip to the doctor might be a better idea than kicking them out. Just a thought...

Ok, I won't be eating any fish any time soon.

I even like it when women don't wipe themselves after taking a pee. That's a major turn-on for me.

But on a positive note...Tom, you kinda kick-started my day to know about that major turn-on of yours. Thanks for that.

[ceegee{Benz}]

okokok enuff about infections etc for the female...

people always over look the fact that the humble penis isnt exactly "fresh" either.

blokes can get infections as well...esp if they havent been beheaded.
the smell of sweat round the balls...under the shaft ...round the eye...cos unlike women...blokes shake after peeing and not wipe themselves......

need i say anymore??????????

[Warbaby1943]

okokok enuff about infections etc for the female...

people always over look the fact that the humble penis isnt exactly "fresh" either.

blokes can get infections as well...esp if they havent been beheaded.
the smell of sweat round the balls...under the shaft ...round the eye...cos unlike women...blokes shake after peeing and not wipe themselves......

need i say anymore??????????

Maybe you should start a new thread. I kind of like reviving this one occasionally.

[ceegee{Benz}]

Maybe you should start a new thread. I kind of like reviving this one occasionally.

what? and call it cream cheese and crunchy bits??? lolol

[Warbaby1943]

what? and call it cream cheese and crunchy bits??? lolol

Call it whatever you like. It will be your thread to name. I think others have tried but with little success such as this thread had experienced.

If you ask me, the way you describe it, I think Head Cheese would be more appropriate.

[ceegee{Benz}]

lolol...hmmmmmmmmmm how about...

Brillat Savarin
( soft triple crème French cheese is rich, buttery, and mild, though some find it a bit sour and salty.)

bit like the ikky stuff u find under the head of a bloke's dick

pickles anyone to go with that?????

[Warbaby1943]

lolol...hmmmmmmmmmm how about...

Brillat Savarin
( soft triple crème French cheese is rich, buttery, and mild, though some find it a bit sour and salty.)

bit like the ikky stuff u find under the head of a bloke's dick

pickles anyone to go with that?????

What kind of bloke's do you hang around with? Have they ever heard of soap and water?

[ceegee{Benz}]

What kind of bloke's do you hang around with? Have they ever heard of soap and water?

hey!! im from england..what do u expect lmao

[Warbaby1943]

hey!! im from england..what do u expect lmao

LMAO, I guess good hygiene is out of the question, huh.

[ceegee{Benz}]

LMAO, I guess good hygiene is out of the question, huh.

blokes maybe lolol

[gagged_Louise]

the smell of unwashed feet and nice, blue-cheese-like odours from your toes as the socks go off: "toe beer"
("tåbira", yup the word exists in Swedish though you don't find it in any word primers)

[ceegee{Benz}]

and what about sweaty arm pits lol

[tessa]

Ok, ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Warbaby1943]

Isn't it nice the way this thread never dies? How did we go from smelly pussies to stinking toes?

[ceegee{Benz}]

lolol who knows