Presto Chango...whoops!

[Mad Lews]

It is true that a single word should suffice. In this case the word "album" should be replaced by the word "record". This, as any "well-educated" individual (such as yourself) should know, is the proper colloquial term for what you are referring.

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Not to belabor the point Howard,

The single word 'record' in this case is much less specific than album. Some of our esteemed guests would quite naturally assume we were discussing your rather extensive dealings with the local constabulary. Others might think in terms of alleged earning, accusations of paternity , medical notations, chain of evidence etc.

I truely think Album sends their minds in the proper direction and record might confuse the issue.

If however you insist that we use both record and album then we'll have to deduct one more word from Rhabbi's assignment (1,449 )

It's your call Mr. Dean, I'M NOT GONNA BE THE HEAVY THIS TIME.

Yours

Mad

rose luv,
this minor disagreement on issues of style and substance would hardly measures up to a fight, let alone two Tom's dumped into a burlap sack and hung from the rafters.

For that to happen we'd need to be discussing something important like sports or sex or politics or sex or something like religion or sex.

How about them Sox Mr Dean...

tell me you understand the difference now.

meow
Lews

[Rhabbi]

Not to belabor the point Howard,

The single word 'record' in this case is much less specific than album. Some of our esteemed guests would quite naturally assume we were discussing your rather extensive dealings with the local constabulary. Others might think in terms of alleged earning, accusations of paternity , medical notations etc. chain of evidence etc.

I truely think Album sends their minds in the proper direction and record might confuse the issue.

If however you insist that we use both record and album then we'll have to deduct one more word from Rhabbi's assignment (1,449 )

It's your call Mr. Dean, I'M NOT GONNA BE THE HEAVY THIS TIME.

Yours

Mad

rose luv,
this minor disagreement on issues of style and substance would hardly measures up to a fight, let alone two Tom's dumped into a burlap sack and hung from the rafters.

For that to happen we'd need to be discussing something important like sports or sex or politics or sex or something like religion or sex.

How about them Sox Mr Dean...

tell me you understand the difference now.

meow
Lews

[Mad Lews]

The only important thing for you to note Rhabbi is that you now have only 1,449 words to use for your first assignment. This is not my fault. Blame the Dean of Students.
We are hoping to hear from you shortly because when the faculty is left with time on their hands they become quarrelsome. Best to face the music quickly and get it over with.
Mad & Lews

[H Dean]

Not to belabor the point Howard,

The single word 'record' in this case is much less specific than album. Some of our esteemed guests would quite naturally assume we were discussing your rather extensive dealings with the local constabulary. Others might think in terms of alleged earning, accusations of paternity , medical notations, chain of evidence etc.

It is odd for me to contemplate the notion that "record" would be more confusing than "album", which has many forms. Use of this word can bring to mind photographs of friends and family or other various collections of various items.

I do find it rather interesting that you would impugn my character when it is yours that is well-known for truly deviant methods. (Please note that I spelled "truly" correctly)

I truely think Album sends their minds in the proper direction and record might confuse the issue.

Considering your rather profound confusion and aptitude for clouding issues, I would suggest we allow our dear student the full 1500 words. I would also suggest that he be forced to eliminate the use of the words "album" or "record" so as to eliminate any chance at confusing you.

If however you insist that we use both record and album then we'll have to deduct one more word from Rhabbi's assignment (1,449 )

There you go again with your deviant methods. I rest my case.

It's your call Mr. Dean, I'M NOT GONNA BE THE HEAVY THIS TIME.

You ain't heavy. You're my brother.

Yours

Mad

I see a trend for blaming mad with these writings. You cannot fool me. I know it is Lews...up to your dirty tricks. SCOUNDREL, I SAY! SCOUNDREL!

rose luv,
this minor disagreement on issues of style and substance would hardly measures up to a fight, let alone two Tom's dumped into a burlap sack and hung from the rafters.

I speak on the topic of substance, which Lews will have none of. Mad, on the other hand, speaks of style; something he is truly lacking.

For that to happen we'd need to be discussing something important like sports or sex or politics or sex or something like religion or sex.

How about them Sox Mr Dean...

GO CUBS!

tell me you understand the difference now.

meow
Lews

Women will never understand men...we make too much sense.