*gasp* A thread I haven't posted in?

*stomp stomp stomping mud into the nice carpet*

I joined the forum because it's been too long since I have been involved with a BDSM community outside the tiny tiny one that exists inside my house and the large, twisted one that exists inside my head. I missed the warmth and humor and sense of community of the types that would make my older, more conservative relatives faint and/or disown me.

I also decided to start flinging words to page like a monkey slinging poop, and it's always nice to have an audience who is willing to point and laugh at the silly monkey.