Dear diary,
The doctor seems to be right at home! I should start sending the girls to him...I wonder if any will return?

That reminds me! What startling news! Turns out one of the girls is related to me!! I have a niece-moptop. She is the product of a one-night stand (lie down, to be pedantic) between Mabel-Doris, my half-sister (Not sure what the other half is-or ever was) and Jean-Jacques-George a French seaman. A seaman with semen, as it turned out.

I hope she holds onto the family traditions...