Having established that moptop is related to me, I decided that she should be the one to have the first examination by "Slasher". If she is truly a Sloth then she will survive. I have my doubts about the good doctor's safety, however.

I dialled the dorm number on the internal phone. "Internal". I shuddered. That is one word I should not use around the doctor...

moptop answered. Clearly there was a fag hanging from her mouth. I hoped it would be a fag of the cigarette kind.

"You are required to have a health check from the doctor-kindly put on some clothing and report to him at 10."

She squawked at me. I supposed it was an agreement.