Well, there's a turn up for the books! It turns out that the Ed Master is my Uncle, too - well, sort of. I do vaguely remember my mum telling me about some half-brother once, when she'd had one too many gin and orange. Or possibly ten too many.

Uncle has told me to keep a journal - I don't know why he insists on calling it that, sounds like a normal old diary to me, but still. *shrugs* If it makes him happy. He also told me he hoped I'd hold the family traditions. Well, I've held a few things in my time, but I've never heard them referred to as traditions before.

Still - at least I know I will get special care from him, being a member of the family! It makes me feel very safe.

He has just told me I have to go and have a medical with Doctor Selash. It's just down the hall and first on the left, he said. How nice that he is so concerned for our health!

Well - I'd better be off, then.