In the Lobby - AKA Rhabbi's second assignment.

[Mad Lews]

Well it was short notice Rhabbi but I did my best,

I think maybe a simple ménage-a-trios, would be a good next step.
Let us start with Brother Hubert, a man of God, sworn to a sexless existence, dedicated to his gods. This may go a long way in explaining his somewhat curmudgeonly manner. The only exception to that demeanor would be his near daily bouts of alcohol-educed bliss, which he spends alternately mocking the gods or quaking in terror at their reaction to his blasphemy.

For unknown reasons (which you must explain) Hubert the object of Lilith’s love. Lilith, of course, is a succubus, but a succubus with a heart of gold. Like all of her breed (please don’t call her a demon, she’s sensitive) she must have the essence of a mortal males lust in order to manifest in a corporeal form. Unlike most of her sisters in sin she is careful not to drain her victims into dry lifeless husks. This leads to the necessity for a series of nocturnal lovers but she swears they mean nothing to her its only Brother Hubert that she cares for. We’re talking about a femme fatale with a finely tuned conscience here.

To round out are trio we have Eric Von Ross, Witch Hunter General of the Bishop of Leithunstien. He is the sworn defender of the faith and the scourge of demons, heretics, and of course witches. He is less than a cheerful dinner companion and best known for his famous quote “Better to burn a dozen innocents than suffer a single witch to live.” Eric has fallen passionately in love with Lilith after but a single nocturnal visit. This may have been his first and only sexual experience but he is now relentlessly hunting for Lilith. His subordinates assume he is pursuing evil with his normal passion never suspecting it is passion that has led him astray.

OK so far?

Now to keep this from turning into a novel I’d say 3000 words should do it. You can end it any way you wish, make it a comedy, a tragedy, or a historic fiction. All I ask is that the phrase “Mired in the muck of the midden-heap” should be used within the first three paragraphs and “Rapidly reddening fundament” should appear somewhere in the last three.
Best of luck good sir.
Mad Lews