In the Lobby - AKA Rhabbi's second assignment.

[Mad Lews]

Sounds interesting and challenging. Not quite sure what a midden heap is, but I can learn. I really think I can relate to Brother Lawrence, except for the alcoholism, but I know enough alcoholics to wing that. Give me a week or so and I should have something for you.

Rhabbi:
Having spent two weeks in an alcoholic stupor as research for this assignment I feel you are now ready to take keyboard to monitor and write. At your convenience good sir.
Yours
Mad Lews

[Rhabbi]

Rhabbi:
Having spent two weeks in an alcoholic stupor as research for this assignment I feel you are now ready to take keyboard to monitor and write. At your convenience good sir.
Yours
Mad Lews

Actually have about 7000 words done for this, and am in the process of trimming away the fat now.

[Mad Lews]

Actually have about 7000 words done for this, and am in the process of trimming away the fat now.

We await your well trimmed piece with relaxed anticipation.

[H Dean]

We await your well trimmed piece with relaxed anticipation.

He makes it sound like he is awaiting your pecker, Rhabbi. Watch out for this one!

Oh my...I don't even want to know what part of him is relaxed and anticipating.

[Rhabbi]

He makes it sound like he is awaiting your pecker, Rhabbi. Watch out for this one!

Oh my...I don't even want to know what part of him is relaxed and anticipating.

Since I have no idea who I am talking to with Mad Lews I just let things like that go.

Anyway, I want to know your sober words about my story, if you like it half as much as you did while drunk it must be pretty good.

[Mad Lews]

If Howard where able to pull his ethanol soaked excuse for a mind a few millimeters out of the gutter he might realize I was awaiting your fine piece of prose. I am also waiting for the second half of the assignment.

'As for an impossibly challenging scenario for your inspiration give me a day or two but rest assured you'll owe me one of the same.'

And so dear SIr I do believe you owe me an impossibly challenging scenario for inspiration....
take a few days but don't get too sadistic I may use it on some poor helpless initiate.

Mad Lews

[Rhabbi]

Now you need to come up with an impossible congruence of facts for someone else to make a story out of. Be creative but not vindictive.

Mad Lews

Ask and you shall receive:

Through an unknown means, the two main characters of a popular TV show about werewolves have come to life.

The first is a Native American werewolf, Jonathon Ironeyes, who is normally a homicide detective. He uses his enhanced senses in his job as a detective to solve crimes, so he is aware that he is in the wrong world. The only way he can control his transformation to a werewolf in his TV universe is by imbibing of the mixture given to him by his grandfather, a tribal medicine man. This is obviously unavailable in this world.

The second character is a female werewolf, Frea Guthrun, a Norse beauty who does not believe in controlling her transformations. She prefers to spend the few days a month she transforms to a wolf by running wild in the mountains.

The creators of the show envisioned a certain romantic tension between these two that is complicated by their cultural differences as well as their approaches to dealing with their lycanthropy. Also, since he is a Grey Wolf and she an Arctic Wolf, there is an undercurrent of interspecies difference in their wolf forms.

The situation between the two is actually complicated in this world because the head writer of the series, Fredricka Anderson (Freddie), is a woman who patterned the character of Jonathon after the love of her life who died while they were in college.

The full moon is only a few days away, and as they are now in a new world that neither of them are familiar with, they need to find out why they are there, as well as a way to deal with the other obvious problems.

Not sure this is not vindictive, but it actually fits into the scope of some fan-fic I have read from other shows, so is at least doable.