Ah! Life can be sweet! I sat savouring my JD and the thought of cariad struggling for three days with those ridiculous underthings...

She finally got out of the latex pants-with much stretchy-sucky sounds and into the set I had given her. She came around and stood in front of me. I steepled my hands and looked at her intently.

"Young lady" I said, thinking one out of two aint bad, "It is now time for you to get your medical from our new doctor."

She looked dubiously at me. I waved my hand in a "shooing" motion.

"Run along now..."

"Umm, yes Sir!" She turned and shimmied out the door. The actions of certain parts of her anatomy enough to make angels weep...