A Submissive Is..

[crazy_grrluk]

heh ehhe reminds me of something I was sent a very long time ago


do u remember yrs ago when u was at school having to write lines for
detention?? well this is a sub's version....enjoy


A sub's blackboard lessons



i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles

i will not spank others

i will not aim for Master's head

i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store

i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National
Enquirer

i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum

i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle

funny noises are not funny

i will not slap Master with my bra

Punishment is not boring or pointless

i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"

i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society

i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party

i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting

i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum

a burp is not an appropriate response to Master

i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work

i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum

Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet

i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head

Masters ARE perfect

Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master

i will NOT wear panties

i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties

i will not peek out of the blindfold

there is no such thing as "slave immunity"

i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission

i did not win an Emmy for my last session

i will not hide all Master's toys

all play and no work does not make a good slave

i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to
get a spanking

i can not fire Master my last assignment was not stolen by one armed
net hackers

i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like
bullwhips

i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies

i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's
orders

i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr.
anniversary

i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all
Master's clamps

i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a
slide into the pool

i will not wear Master's underwear on my head

Master's dog does not stink

i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand ...........

and last but not least

i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the
grill...