A Submissive Is..

[gemmy]

A Submissive is.....

....Not a doormat to be walked upon, used and discarded
....Not repressed in any manner
....Not taken and ordered - she is Accepted and Gives freely
....Not demanded, she is commanded and obeys willingly as is her deep desire to do so
....Not without intelligence - Submissive does not equal stupid
....Not a whore, nor treated like one
....Not without her own thoughts and ideas
....Not without her own wants and needs


A Submissive is.....

....confident of her nature
....honest in all she does
....unquestionably honourable in her reflection of her Master
....empowered in the journey on her path of discovery
....unendingling loyal and extremely devoted to the One who can release her within
....worth a great powerful love from the Master she chooses
....deeply passionate and gives her Master all of her darkest desires so He may fulfill them in His safety, in trust, in unconditional love
....revered, cherished, respected and honoured always by the love, care and protection she is shown by her Master

A Submissive is given all of this in return for her submission, complete trust, devotion and love of her Master always

*just a post*

[crazy_grrluk]

heh ehhe reminds me of something I was sent a very long time ago


do u remember yrs ago when u was at school having to write lines for
detention?? well this is a sub's version....enjoy


A sub's blackboard lessons



i will not carve my initials into the flogger handles

i will not spank others

i will not aim for Master's head

i will not yell "safeword!" in the grocery store

i will not sell the names on my newsgroup list to the National
Enquirer

i will not read and giggle at Master's logs from the Dom Forum

i will not yell "fire!" every time Master lights a candle

funny noises are not funny

i will not slap Master with my bra

Punishment is not boring or pointless

i will not call Master, "Dr. Death"

i will not defame the Eugenspeigel Society

i will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's d/s party

i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting

i will not bring sheep to the subbie forum

a burp is not an appropriate response to Master

i will not eat all Master's M&M's while he is at work

i will not yell "she's tied up" at the subbie forum

Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet

i will not call Master: spud head, butt head or any kind of head

Masters ARE perfect

Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master

i will NOT wear panties

i will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's d/s parties

i will not peek out of the blindfold

there is no such thing as "slave immunity"

i will not sneak in the bathroom when i don't have permission

i did not win an Emmy for my last session

i will not hide all Master's toys

all play and no work does not make a good slave

i will not say "oh Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to
get a spanking

i can not fire Master my last assignment was not stolen by one armed
net hackers

i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like
bullwhips

i will not perform breast implant surgery on the newbies

i will refrain from saying "hail Satan" when i don't like Master's
orders

i will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr.
anniversary

i will not waste wax by playing with it or putting it on all
Master's clamps

i will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a
slide into the pool

i will not wear Master's underwear on my head

Master's dog does not stink

i will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand ...........

and last but not least

i will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the
grill...

[crazy_grrluk]

and this......

Sub's Say The Darndest Things

1. Doesn't my opinion count for anything?
2. But what if I don't want to
3. That's gonna hurt, isn't it.
4. When do I get a day off
5. You don't expect me to clean that up do you?
6. Is it ok if I invite my family over for
Thanksgiving?
7. Has anyone told you that you can be a Bitch
sometimes?
8. OhI shouldn't have said that should I have.
9. But I can't wear a gag, how am I supposed to answer
the phone?
10. Naked. Do you realize how cold it is out there?
11. You want to pierce my WHAT?!?!?
12. I'm glad this isn't a real job, because the pay
sucks.
13. Not tonight dear I have a headache Ow!..Ow! 
never mind I was just kidding.
14. You can go from 0 to Bitch in 2.6 seconds.
15. You want it when? Where?
16. Do you mind if I finish my cigarette first?
17. But I put it on my to do list.
18. But that is just gross
19. You wouldn't look so mean if you would smile on
occasion
20. Do you mindI haven't had my coffee yet?
21. It honestly takes me two hours to wake up in the
morning.
22. Clean out the litter boxbut it's your stupid cat.
23. But my nails aren't dry yet
24. I didn't say I deserved I said I wanted it.
25. Who died and made you Master.
26. Sure I COULD cook but going out for dinner would
be so much faster.
27. You know I noticed that some of the other Master's
have bigger whips than you do.
28. But of course you want me in designer closes,
remember I represent you.
29. HonestDecaf IS a hard limit
30. But it's icky.
31. If I wanted to eat healthy, I would be following
my doctors orders. ah never mind.
32. But you could do it so much better and faster than
me.
33. If your going to criticize how I do it, why don't
you just do it yourself?
34. Sure I could do it your way, but my way is so much
easier.
35. Have I ever told you that you're the reason God
made ******?
36. Sure your opinions count, but you know what they
say about opinions.
37. But I don't want to make a decision; that's why
you're the Master, remember.
38. But why can't I choose both, it would make things
so much easier.
39. But that is not how they do it on the Internet.
40. You are definitely not Martha Stewart.

[gemmy]

omg lmfao!!! cg those are great hahaha thank you so much for adding them *giggles madly*

[crazy_grrluk]

i just love the one about...
I will not torment newbies with the violet wand

[Slutsie]

A great thread MG, thanks for posting ^_^

[smilie]

these are great ladies thank you soooo much for the giggle i saved some to show my sir that maybe ia m not as mouthie as he thinks!!LOL

[mistressannsslave]

Lmao ok yea those were really good and gave me a good chuckle

[hunneeb36]

Thank you sooo much for the laugh! Those were great crazy grrluck! ~still giggling~

[Gr1m'sGirl]

Thanks so much for the giggle.

<3

[GreyJack]

Wait, those are some of the things they're NOT supposed to do or say? smh But they're so cute and funny! LOL

[bip0lar]

LOL I laughed my head off! thnx so much girls!

[mikkey sub]

No shortage of funny subs around here.hahahaha LOL thx for posting

[Sir_Russell]

Well hell I will torment the newbee subs with the violet wand with a large smile on my face and a long extension cord for the pursuit

[DowntownAmber]

*raises hand*

Um, yes, hello? Newbie subbie in the back of the room here. What means this "violet wand" of which you all speak?

[Sir_Russell]

lol amber I would chase you a long way

[gemmy]

hahaha too funny

*growling @ cg for stealing my thread lol* but still can't help lmfaooo everytime i read it, it's wonderfully hilarious - thanks again hun *hugs*

[DowntownAmber]

lol amber I would chase you a long way

I have long legs, I could run a long way...

But, will someone tell me what I'm getting chased with?? What is this wand? I don't know what it is but I want one!

[gemmy]

*giggles @ Amber*

*admires Sir_Russell's new pic with the red shirt - nice*

i'm sure he'll happily tell you hunnie hehe

[DowntownAmber]

*giggles @ Amber*

*admires Sir_Russell's new pic with the red shirt - nice*

i'm sure he'll happily tell you hunnie hehe

Alright, I am going to go google this "violet wand" right now! Buncha' teasin' forum people... *grumble grumble*

[Sir_Russell]

violet wand is an old device that is electrical. It was supposed to cure skin problems and baldness but it has a violet color flow of electrical static that flow out different tips to the skin. Strange warm sensation that can be amped up to snap and cause a very powerful static shock. The shock and the snap is static electricity like a super charged walk across a wool carpet in winter and putting out 1 finger to the door knob.

The new ones have a wand that can be inserted into the anal cavity or pussy and the Dom can wear a glove that pulls the shock from the subs body where ever he want it. Quite lovely in color and wonderous in sensation.

[Sir_Russell]

violet wand is an old device that is electrical. It was supposed to cure skin problems and baldness but it has a violet color flow of electrical static that flow out different tips to the skin. Strange warm sensation that can be amped up to snap and cause a very powerful static shock. The shock and the snap is static electricity like a super charged walk across a wool carpet in winter and putting out 1 finger to the door knob.

The new ones have a wand that can be inserted into the anal cavity or pussy and the Dom can wear a glove that pulls the shock from the subs body where ever he want it. Quite lovely in color and wonderous in sensation.

[DowntownAmber]

Oooohh... I must have one of these...

*looks around for J*

Sir? May we get one? Please? My birthday is only a mere four months away AND we can use it to cure the cat's dandruff problem... Please?

[crazy_grrluk]

Sir? May we get one? Please? My birthday is only a mere four months away AND we can use it to cure the cat's dandruff problem... Please?

LMAO.

I love violet wands...dont like the sound tho

[crazy_grrluk]

hahaha too funny

*growling @ cg for stealing my thread lol* but still can't help lmfaooo everytime i read it, it's wonderfully hilarious - thanks again hun *hugs*

i didnt steal it... pouts lol

and yvw anytime... hugzzzz

[gemmy]

i didnt steal it... pouts lol

and yvw anytime... hugzzzz

*giggles madly*

*whispers* i've heard the Dominants have a way with pouting submissives hehe - they haven't told me specifically what yet so if they get that pout, please do let me know lmao

[crazy_grrluk]

*giggles madly*

*whispers* i've heard the Dominants have a way with pouting submissives hehe - they haven't told me specifically what yet so if they get that pout, please do let me know lmao

chuckles... trust me you will know when it happens

[gemmy]

*wonders if Amber has looked up the Violet Wand and all it's wonder?* hehe

[DowntownAmber]

*wonders if Amber has looked up the Violet Wand and all it's wonder?* hehe

I did, I did! And best of all, J SAID WE COULD GET ONE!

[gemmy]

I did, I did! And best of all, J SAID WE COULD GET ONE!

whooohoooo lucky gurl *smiles wickedly*