I love the confused ones the best. First they'll ask me if they can be my Master and when I tell them no, thanks, I've already got one, they ask me if they can be my slave. And then there ones who ask, "What are you doing?" I'm typing in the chat room. WTF do you think I'm doing? And they'll asked me if I'm tied up. Umm, yeah....I'm typing with my nose right now.

I have managed to scare off some trolls when they have insisted that I can play with them, even though I'm collared. When I insist that, no, I can't, they tell me that my Master will never know about it. I tell them that He already knows, because He's standing right behind me, reading what they are typing. And a lot of the times Master is right behind me, reading what they are typing.