It still constantly amazes me the posers on sites who adamantly claim not to be *rolls eyes*

The Wannabe Chronicles Vol. I:

1. (the obvious) - I'm not a player / wannabe / troll, I just want to see you on cam and you must dress exactly like your pic to prove it's you *lecherous grin*

2. (the subtle) I'm only looking for one...(and wait for it)....but no strings attached, just someone i can call for play lol (can we say doormat?)

3. (the a$$hole) You'll give me photos of you nude showing your face and i will provide mine when i feel like it (uh huh, I'll get right on that)

4. (the loser) Ok can you phone me? ("Yes, but I'm not having phone sex") and mysteriously he goes offline without another word hmmmmm

5. (the angryman poser) Where do you work? ("I manage a company") What's with the #$@#*$ vague answer, just tell me what company, not like I'm going to #$@#*$ stalk you! (uh huh, yea, sure!)

6. (the emotional player) Oh my wife died, she was my One, you make me feel so much like that......just get on cam, I promise we'll take it slow (After getting on cam and not performing sexually, not a word again) What kind of pig uses a dead wife - there truly is nothing sacred

7. (the know-it-all) I think you're switch because you're too confident and I have many years experience so I know (upon challenging the know it all, expect to see "the angry man poser") lol

8. (the confused) On your knees bitch and answer this email (a little confused on the concept ya think?) lol

9. (the needy) Please answer this (two minutes later) Why haven't you answered this? (two minutes later) Are you going to answer this? (all after clearly stating in my profile - I want a Dominant, not a submissive)

10. (the coward) Ok we should meet! (Yes, absolutely, when and where?) Coffee, this afternoon? (Sure - I'll be there).......no show, nothing....Ok how about tonight? (Sure, sounds great) I'll call you after work and we can go for a walk.........again nothing....Ok I'll call you this weekend, we'll set something up (That would be good, yes please)........nothing........Can we say married COWARD?? (Again on challenging the coward, expect to see the angryman poser!)

Yes, these are all real examples as experienced by me - I've heard many, many lies and eventually they all come to fruition with time and patience you can find out who is real and who isn't.

Seem harsh for a submissive?

Many losers raising hopes and thinking my intelligence factor goes away because I'm submissive bring this about - it is not my nature to be harsh but I've no tolerance for stupid people who deem me to be just as stupid as they are.

At the end of the day, a true Dom/Master/Top will not 'chase' or 'hound' you or have the need to put immediate restrictions and his own insecurities on you - they are far too confident to bother trying to impress anyone.

Be confident in what you seek and never do anything that makes you uncomfortable upon meeting someone new.

lol I hope this helps ward off some of the losers for the new gurls and I look forward to any and all responses or additions