Slothlands Academy

[Qmoq]

Grins. Ed, your devotion to quality control must be applauded. I do like the idea that anything that goes up the lucky girls of Slothlands has been personally tested by you. Though I'd imagine that Miss Gonzalez would lend a hand. She might bring in some toys of her own, but unfortunately she's a bit clumsy, isn't she? Knowing her, she would drop all the toys down at her ankles, then spread them out for you, showing you everything she had.

That joke (c) Humphrey Lyttleton. Hehe.

Q

[Uncle_Ed]

Slothlands Academy for Girls
The Old School House
Birchingem

Headmaster: Edmund Master P(erve) Hons.

ADDENDOM TO PROSPECTUS

New Staff.

Mrs Fanny Master: I am delighted to announce that my dear wife has agreed to work as the Academy’s new chef.

Fanny, named of course after Fanny Craddock, is a “Cordon Rouge” chef and has many specialities, many of which may be useful when she’s cooking.

Fanny’s dumplings are world-famous and she is used to the preparation of tarts; a skill we will find invaluable here at Slothlands.

I feel positive that all the girls will enjoy a bit of Fanny during their mealtimes!

Ed Master.