Slothlands Academy for Girls
The Old School House
Birchingem

Headmaster: Edmund Master P(erve) Hons.

ADDENDOM TO PROSPECTUS

New Staff.

Mrs Fanny Master: I am delighted to announce that my dear wife has agreed to work as the Academy’s new chef.

Fanny, named of course after Fanny Craddock, is a “Cordon Rouge” chef and has many specialities, many of which may be useful when she’s cooking.

Fanny’s dumplings are world-famous and she is used to the preparation of tarts; a skill we will find invaluable here at Slothlands.

I feel positive that all the girls will enjoy a bit of Fanny during their mealtimes!

Ed Master.