Slothlands Academy for Girls
The Old School House
Birchingem

Headmaster: Edmund Master P(erve) Hons.

ACADEMY RULES



1) In all matters relating to the Academy and discipline the Head Master’s decision is final. All members of the Academy staff are authorised to punish students.

2) The Head Master and his staff have full authority to enforce Academy rules as they consider appropriate, taking into consideration the nature of the offence and the student's previous conduct.

3) For the safety of pupils and enforcement of Academy standards the school buildings and grounds are covered by Closed Circuit Television. Recordings are the property of the Head Master and may be shown at will, and used in the furtherance of the pupils' and/or the academy’s interests.

4) The Head Master and his staff are dedicated to the student's complete welfare. Therefore at the start of each new term, each pupil will be given a full medical examination. This examination is offered at reduced cost as it is now included as part of the teaching regime in the local medical school.

5) The Academy is committed to the success of students. The Head Master has a long standing relationship with certain members of the examining board which ensures that simple obedience guarantees 100% pass rate. Rigorous coaching for presentation to the examining board will be given to all students.

6) All classes are compulsory. All assignments must be completely satisfactorily and in a timely manner. Failure to do so will result in summary discipline.

7) Students are expected to behave as perfect ladies at all times and remember that their behaviour reflects the Academy's reputation. Uniforms must be worn at all times, and instant obedience and respect given to all members of staff.

8) By accepting a place at the Academy students will have been deemed to have accepted these rules and no complaints will be considered.

9) Students will assist with the serving of school meals. Each day a student will be selected to wait on the top table. A black latex waitress uniform, to the headmaster's own particularly tasteful design, must be worn. Students can find full details on http://www.bdsmlibrary.com/stories/w...p?storyid=4379


Day to day rules:

!) Blouses fastened only by 3rd button
2) No girl shall shower alone
3) All punishments public-unless head says other wise
4) No nun-like behaviour
5) All grins shall be evil & wicked
6) All girls shall look innocent
7) No blushing. No girl shall be embarrassed

The Head Master reserves the right to modify or add rules without consultation or warning.