I am delighted to receive another application:
Dear Dr Master,
I would be grateful if you would consider me for a place in your Academy.
Unfortunately following the birth of little eric I have let my studies slip. I wish to gain enough qualifications to entry to advanced studies in Marine Sciences since I think will this help me understand our dearest little fishy offspring. I also hope that having a mother enrolled at the Academy will help when we are looking at schools for him to join.
My hobbies include aquatics and kick boxing; rearranging letters in words, and numbers in phone numbers.
I found both the geometry and art classes which you offer of particular interest, since I have a personal interest in patterns which can be formed using straight lines only.
If non of the above entitles to me a place at that Academy I would just like to add that I once organised a Womble hunt on Wimbledon Common and writing this letter wearing a latex cat-suit.
Yours, bending over in eager anticipation of being offered a place.
(from cariad)
APPROVED
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