Damn! One of them has done her assignment! I'll have to keep an eye on her-may turn out to be a bigger handful than I at first thought!

Still, I could always look for spelling mistakes...



B*******, the details of the Academy said nothing of cobbles!! How I am
supposed to walk and on them in these regulation school shoes with the 6inch heels ANDDDDDDDDDD carry my case.

Guess nothing for it than to try, could see these figures by the door, but
none of them came to help, think they were laughing at me trying to walk on
tip toes (as if the heels weren't already doing that!). Got half way and had
to stop, think they could see me now so I flashed......................my
biggest smile and this guy came over, dressed in dungarees.....and took my
case from my hand,

What a gent I thought he is going to carry it for me, but no picked me up
instead, not quite sure he needed to have his hands quite so firmly attached
to my bum or his eyes so firmly attached to my chest, surprised he could see
where he was going!

My eyes were firmly fixed on my case, hope it wasn't going to be left in the
sun too long - it has my terms supply of white chocolate in it, can you
imagine melted white chocolate over everything, mmmmmmmmmmmm guess you can.
Jolt myself back from this particular dream as I am put down face to face
with another guy.......

Think he must be important, he has a big black cape on, a funny looking
square thing on his head, but guess he is the most important because of the
cane he has in his hand, wonder if he went to school to learn how to keep
tapping it in his hand like that.

I then think back to staff and guess this must be the Chief Perve,think it
is the dinner lady next to him (her apron is a bit of a clue), can't wait to
taste Fanny

whoops meant Fanny's cooking!!

then the But Not guy (his name is far too long to remember),the old lady
with the bum - whoops bun must be Matron. Guess Speedy and Sleezy
(Marie and Ted) are off being sleezy and speedy.

Doesn't look any of my fellow pupils are here yet, what a shame, guess I
will be the focus of attention................

Focus of attention indeed. My study. 5:00 pm.