Slothlands Academy, June 4th

Dear Daddy,

Come and get me!! I don't want to stay here!!
Clearly when I spoke to you on the phone earlier you didn't fully understand the situation I was in, or I'm certain you wouldn't have said 'tough, it's about time someone took you in hand.' I was going to call you back but I noticed that creepy Stoat guy hanging around and I didn't want to get my mobile confiscated. Honestly Daddy this place is so weird! When you said you were sending me somewhere that would get rid of my bratty behaviour, I was certain you were joking—I’m adorable when I’m bratty!
I feel totally isolated here. I can only communicate by writing letter for one thing! I hid my mobile under the mattress on my bed so at least I can text after lights-out. And we’re in the middle of nowhere! It’s two miles from the nearest town! Two miles from the nearest Top Shop, the nearest McDonalds…. And where will I get my nails done? Please Daddy, don’t subject me to this cruelty! It’s inhuman! And, to add insult to injury we have to walk down to the town. I don’t walk at the best of times, but now we’re in heels! Mind you, I had to laugh earlier. I noticed the cobbles leading into the building and how much the other girls were struggling over them in their heels. See Daddy, I told you wearing stilettos all the time would pay off in the end. Now aren’t you glad I bought all those shoes on your credit card? The practice has made me easily best in the class. Not that it matters because I am NOT staying here.
The Headmaster is a right pervy old git, and on the first day I was here I saw two members of staff shagging on the games field. Is this really the kind of thing you want to expose your sweet innocent adorable little girl to? I don’t think so.
I miss you so much Daddy, and I miss my lovely pink room with all my nice clothes. This uniform is so stuffy and worse still, I have to share a room. Ick. So far I’ve met Sucha and Cariad (all the girls here have weird names) who seem nice enough and apparently there’s already two other girls in our dorm. But I don’t even have an en-suite!
The Head’s office seems worryingly decorated with various instruments of punishment, and no way in hell is he coming near my ass with any of them. Besides I still have your belt marks on me, and I’m doing everything I can to hide them from the other girls- not easy when we’re not allowed to shower alone!
Anyway Daddy, just come and get me. I’ll be a good girl again, I promise.
Please Daddy…..

Your little jennyfer