LESSON ONE-CLASS-ONE

The door closes behind Ed as he walks into the first ever Slothlands class. He stands at his desk and surveys the four hopeful young faces before him. Ed shuts his magazine and looks up at the class.

"Girls" He says. Ed is nothing if not observant.

"Girls, we are going to start the class with you pairing up. I want you to learn all you can about your partner and then tell the rest of us about them. No detail is too sordid and filth will earn you both extra points."

Ed reaches under his desk and starts his recorder...

Girls; please carry out your task.