Headmasters Log.

Well! There's an interesting bit of gossip! Seems old Stoat has been getting to know the staff. I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised as I would never have put him down as the socialisng sort. Marie was very closed mouth about the whole thing when I saw her earlier on. In fact, I could swear that she had something in her mouth! She spoke most indistinctly and appeared to have been dribbling! I expect she has been to the dentist but didn't want to worry me-what a trooper! I must say old Stoat is lucky to have that one advancing on his front!

The girls seem to be settling in well and I'm expecting perhaps another late entrant! This one will truly be trouble.

The end of term play appears to be going down well and young cariad is shaping up as a right good bottom.

All is well, dear log, so I shall retire with Fanny. She's been in those latex drawers all day so will be dripping by now.