Slothlands Academy for Girls
The Old School House
Birchingem

Headmaster: Edmund Master P(erve) Hons.

MEMO: TO ALL GIRLS


As a small start of term incentive, I have decided to hold a little competition.

Slothlands, our proud academic institution, needs a motto.Something informal and apart from our BDSM on our crest. So the competition is for you to think of one.

I know I can rely on your good sense and taste to come with something entirely tasteless, insulting and unsuitable.

The prize will be 2 hours behind the bike shed with Arbuthnot or Stoat.

Or I may consider a years' supply of white chocolate.

Get those brains to work!

ED MASTER