... I was giving it some thought ... while I was painting my toenails ... and trying to balance my checkbook (there's always more checks than money) ... and driving to work ... so I turned on the radio ... and I think I got a good idea!

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesenting .... the new Slothlands Academy for Girls School Motto ...

"Don'cha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me ... don'cha?"

sooooooooooooooooooo ... do I win? Do I? Do I Do I?