Ed's Log.

Why oh why did I do it? Must be the money...

That loud American voice! So not English...Oh my God; now I'm sounding like John Cleese in a particularly bad episode of "Friends"! (And lets face it-was there ever a good one?)

*Note to self* Put cash in bank and order some more LARGE ball-gags.

Now, where's old Frump got to? Haven't seen her since we put those sides of beef into the freezer yesterday. Wait a minute-did I...Is she..?

DID HE? IS SHE? WILL YOU CARRY THIS ON?