*raises hand* I'll admit it! I faked it all the time. lol

In the "vanilla" world men would do that foreplay thingie that left me absolutely cold. You'd think they'd know when a pussy is dry, the women is not too thrilled, but I really don't think they cared. So, I sighed a ho hum and told 'em to hurry up and be done with it. B O R I N G!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're not in my head, you've missed my errogenous zone.