It’s in the Genes …

[cynn]

Not here either. I had the unpleasant task of cleaning out my parents home. Found absolutely nothing in the entire house including basement and attic.

What a shame! lol

I wasnt asking about sex lives in the original post, more were there any other bdsmers in your families that you know of.

Surely I'm not the only member part of a disfunctional family on the planet??

[Curious George]

Surely I'm not the only member part of a disfunctional family on the planet??

I've got a weird nephew, does that count: until recently he was my "lodger" but I've bundled him off to his Auntie now. He's only just turned 19, has a huge issue about his height (about 5'5") and his penis size; uses a penis stretching device ( http://proextender.com/ which I discovered jammed down the back of the sofa one day); buys penis enlargement pills from the internet; has a folder full of penis enlargement excercises for which he stole all all my tea-towels (what do you call these in the US? THese are what we in the UK use for srying crockery). His girlfriend is a total "bunny boiler" who, if she can't get to speak to him calls his mobile (cellphone for you in the US) up to 42 times in an hour, both of them send porno pix of theirselves to each other using camera phones, they're already buying stuff like PVC nurses outfits. And to top it all off he lies about everything.

There, is that dysfunctional or what?

No? Would you like to hear about my fiancee's mother's, who is in her own very dull way a fetishist, but her thing is an OCD clothes-washing hang-up: All clothes must be soaked in disinfectant overnight before going into the washing machine; socks and underwear can never be washed together; if one sock finds it's way into the underwear wash the whole wash has to be repeated. Bare feet are not allowed on the carpets: socks or slippers must be worn at all times. Oh... and you cannot sit on top of your bed whilst wearing clothes you have worn outside, you first have to change into clean clothes to do this. All this from a woman who was a teenager during the 60's flower power free-love revolution (and she only learned last year what a 69 is!)

In comparison to this, me handcuffing my other half, spanking her, then indulging in an oral/vaginal/anal orifice sequence seems extremely normal!

As we say in the north of england "There's nowt funnier than folk..."

[arwcuw]

has a folder full of penis enlargement excercises for which he stole all all my tea-towels (what do you call these in the US? THese are what we in the UK use for srying crockery)

We call them dish towels. My mother once made Spotted Dick for a party (we love that name), and the recipe called for the use of "tea towels", so she went out and bought some. What we ended up with was a bunch of dish towels, and some VERY chewy dick.

[cynn]

As we say in the north of england "There's nowt funnier than folk..."

Eeeh by 'eck lad, ooppss, Lad ... thah's reet ya'knor

(how bad was that?)

Takes all sorts to make the world go around I guess. It certainly has me looking deeper within my family, and my own son (almost 21) handcuffed his g/f and gave her a good cropping!! How do I know this? She told me one day laughing her head off, and I'm like uhhuh!

[Desperadosong]

Surely I'm not the only member part of a disfunctional family on the planet??

Well, I can tell you that no, you aren't the only one. My dad was a Baptist Preacher while I was growing up... when I was an adult, he moved across the country. I bought a puter so we could talk (voice in messenger) and save my phone bill... and we instant messaged a lot as well. Well, one day, he and I were talking in yahoo messenger, and I was multi-tasking and chatting with a few other friends as well... all was fine until I typed (yes, I look at the keyboard when I type) and hit enter then looked at the screen and I realized I had just sent a VERY BDSM related post to my dad! My heart skipped 5 beats and stopped dead in my chest as I sat there staring at that little yahoo window for what felt like an eternity. Then, up pops a "file transfer" from dad... I figured it was more pictures of that danged Mt. Ranier... so I accepted them, assuming he hadn't yet seen my post, that he was looking for the pics to send me. When they came, I opened them, and they were bondage pics!! (nice ones to if I might say so myself). Well, when dad responded, it was as if I had never sent that message to him, and in all the years since, not a word has ever been spoken about the day we "came out" to each other.

Ds