Watch for signs of an uncontrolled temper. I guess because I ask so many questions I've had them get impatient, then irritable, then angry, then furious, and just blow up and disconnect me from an instant messenger or the phone. ROTFLMFAO. (Of course, I admit I have a wee, teeny problem with doing what I'm told without an explanation.) And, I like to take the time to get to know them and them get to know a little about me. One guy, not long ago, before disconnecting me from messenger, hollered "Are you gonna refight the Civil War or are you going to fuck?" Well, of course I knew right then he was a damn-yankee because no self-respecting Southerner would say "Civil War." We all know it wasn't any such thing. The proper term is "The War Between the States" or "The War of Northern Agression." But, I'm rambling again, kinda Chatty-Cathy, which is what gets 'em mad to begin with. But ladies, now listen to me, if they slam down the phone or cut you off messenger, you don't want 'em anyway. They have an uncontrollable temper and they are registered, certifiable 100% assholes/arseholes.

DIXIE