First..become a stereotypical blonde bombshell or its equivelant
Hey, I'm a stereotypical blond bombshell! Well, I used to be blond, mostly gray now. I do hear in stereo (two ears, even!) And I'm shaped like a bombshell: pointy at the top, broad at the bottom and circular in cross-section. Do I qualify?
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche