What a first day! After receiving my acceptance letter to Slothlands I was so excited. I was excited right up until I had figure out my own transportation. It seems that all though there was a bus supplied last term no one told me that there was no bus service from the nearby town for this term. Bah, Heathens. I managed find a bus that went to Birchingem and hitch a ride from there. Can you believe that I had to sit with some very large smelly woman holding a pig?

When I got to Slothlands I had to travel across some very slippery cobblestones. Who the hell thought that high heels and cobblestones should ever meet? I had to try to keep my vodka bottles and martini glasses from clanking around too much in my bag. Every single stumbling step I took had the bag clinking and me terrified a bottle would break. I had very little room for clothes once I packed my chocolate, martini shaker and other supplies, but be prepared is my motto !

There didn’t seem to be anyone in the yard at all but I did hear the oddest muffled yells follow by what sounded like a spanking. I took a quick look around the corner of the courtyard and there was this creepy man with this very hot looking teacher over his knee. I don’t think that they saw me as I ducked back around the corner and ran to the front door as fast as my stilettos could carry me. When I got to the front door and looked down there was a very shiny metal plate on the ground right where I had to stand. It was very odd; I mean why anyone would do that as you could clearly see my underwear reflected in it when I had to walk over it is beyond me. Strange for sure.

I haven’t met any of the other girls yet and when I got to my dorm room there was no one there, so I settled in on what looked like an empty bed. Funny décor in here as well. I noticed that there are iron rings in the headboard and foot board of the bed. I wonder what they are used for. I was also glad to note the ice machine down the hall. I was sure to scoop up some ice for a nice relaxing welcome martini for myself while I lay on the bed and waited for everyone else to get in.

PS. I noticed that there seemed to be an awful lot of ladders around here on the way in too. I do hope that if I have to work in the library that I don’t have to climb those really tall ones I saw.