July 27
Dear Diary:

On second thought maybe it was not such a wise idea to hide the keys to Ted’s cuffs in a pie. I was afraid he might not see the humor in me so kindly delivering him to Miss Gonzales doorway the way I did, so I baked his keys into a cherry pie as a way to make it up to him.

I make awesome pie too. I left it in front of the doorway of the dorm room with a note that said “Eat Me Ted”. I know he must have found it because I heard the most god awful yelling and clanking in the hallway while I was skipping class, I mean off to class followed by an even louder yell of “EAT ME!! she is going to pay!!”

It is so gratifying to know that people like down home baking. Sigh. I am a little concerned about the rumors that have Ted accepting a teaching position here. I don’t believe he is qualified. hmmm