OK Widget- there was a time long ago when a young builder type chappy was driving around his home town from job to job.

That day he went through the city centre on about 3 occasions, & was driven almost mad by the sight of the pretty secretary type girls walking across the roads in short skirts & high heels.

This was compounded by the fact that he'd just flirted with his own secretary who'd been wearing one of her shortest skirts that very morning. Man she was sexy. I don't just mean the way she looked either....

Afraid that he may say something untoward to a lone housewife, he made a short detour to a block of unfinished units nearby. Thankfully no one was at the site. A quick search of said units revealed a discarded magazine filled with pics of bikini clad beauties, but alas no secretaries.

With shaking hands he wasted no time heading to the rearmost unit, & found a secluded corner.

A short time later, he emerged with a smile, the shaky hands now steady & a little sticky.

No housewives were ravished that day.

Tojo