Ted's diary, Sunday August 6th...

Yahar. Miss Gonzales will get hers. It's true, I've been irritating for a few decades now, but I want to assure Miss G that she is a lovely woman who I will pay close attention to in a few days.

In the meantime, I am working on an extra lesson. As everyone knows, all girls want to grow up to be housewives or secretaries, so I don't know why we try to fill their pretty little heads with science or history. With that in mind, I'll be teaching an ex-pupil (Julie Truly) and a few current pupils in the art of typing and pleasing her boss. Her male boss.

Until then, I'll just give Miss G a foot rub, a neck massage, a kiss on the cheek, a cushion for her cage, and a pair of fresh new nipple clamps.

Q xx