Hi, I'm Naomi. Oh nos, I can already tell this is going to be one of those boring introduction posts; I can't think of anything clever to say. I'm antsy because I finished cleaning the apartment, and my Master was supposed to call to see if I'd finished and tell me whether or not I could come. But he hasn't called. Ahhhhhhhh. I hope he's okay, it isn't like him to forget. Or maybe he's just being mean, which is like him. I look forward to getting to know everybody and to having a place to turn in times like these.