Not to be a sheep, but everyone else seems to be doing it, so I might as well introduce myself as well.

HI!! I'm new here and to the whole BDSM world in general really ... only been learning and experiencing for about three months now.

Here to get to learn more, meet new people and inflict my sarcastic wrath upon you all! Err ... I mean ... interact nicely because I'm not a brat. *nods emphatically*