Unsuspecting Vanillas

[Jennifer Williams]

Said by brwneydgirl in the Age Play thread:

...wrecking havoc on unsuspecting vanilllas

I couldn't get this line out of my mind after this happened:

My little one and I went to the drugstore to pick up my birth control pills, some condoms (being fertile is such a nuisance), and a roll of cotton clothesline rope, and while we were standing at the pickup window at the pharmacy he just happened to mention that he needed to switch the type of razor he was using because he knicked his balls shaving, to which I replied "Well why the hell are you using cheap disposable razors for an area that's more topographically complicated than your face, for which you use the expensive ones?" And then he laughed at himself and said to the clerk "Can you please unlock the razor cabinet?" (In our area there is an age restriction on just about everything)

That was when I realized her face was some kind of cross between mortified, shocked, and flushed embarrassed, and that was when brwneydgirl's line came into my mind and I tried so so hard not to snicker at the poor girl as she stammered to ask her boss where the keys were.

To me this was the most innocent thing, but I think we gave that girl nightmares for a week.

Let us all sit around the campfire and tell stories of shaking the vanilla world. I do find this most entertaining